It was in the mid-seventies at 0830 when I walked out to get the paper. that’s a bit warmer than the historic norm, but it’s not eighty-something, so I won’t be picky. We’ll see the mid-eighties this afternoon.
Opened the paper past the articles about the scramble for qualified workers for the expanding industries hereabouts and got to the birth announcements. This week we have a report from the little hospital on this side of the river. They give us thirty-one births from between September 1 and September 30. Out of those, nineteen are born to unwed parents and three of the new mommies don’t have a clue as to who to tag as the baby-daddy. Hillary’s ‘village’ will be raising these. With my tax dollars.
Let us sally forth, shall we?
Hollye(!) B. & Mark C. got frightened by ‘cks’, so they tag their son with Jax Joseph.
Miss Arielle C. thinks ‘special ‘ spelling and capital letters will make up for an absent daddy, so we meet little MaKenna Chayce.
Kaliegh(!) F. & Christian R. give their son a stripper name, Blayze Adam.
The first apostrophe shows up as Alidia(!) D. & Skylar D. (different surnames) present their little girl, Ak’ela Nicole. Note that these people are not adherents to the “Capitalize the first letter after the goofy-assed apostrophe” rule.
Samantha O. & Ashland M. give their son a manly name, Remington Daniel. I’m expecting to see a sister, ‘Lorcin’, soon.
Taranisha(!) G. & Jaleel(!) B. apostrophicate their daughter, little Nevaeh Mi’yelle.
And the last apostrophe of the week shows up as Selina R. & Toshiro(! – I’m betting he can’t point Japan out on a map) W. tag their daughter with Taliyah Monae’.
And with that, I bid you adieu until next week.