64 AD – Great Fire of Rome: a fire begins to burn in the merchant area of Rome and soon burns completely out of control. Nero didn’t fiddle. The violin wasn’t invented yet. Christians were blamed. Obama regime is studying the story for possible future implementation. The file is in the same cabinet as notes of the Reichstag Fire.

1914 – The U.S. Congress forms the Aviation Section, U.S. Signal Corps, giving definite status to aircraft within the U.S. Army for the first time.

1925 – Adolf Hitler publishes his personal manifesto Dreams of My Father Mein Kampf, pretty much telling anybody who pays attention exactly how he means to do business. Then when he actually does it, people run around saying “We didn’t know he’d do THAT.” Hitler was slacker compared to Barack HUSSEIN Obama, who published TWO autobiographies before he was elected president.

1942 – World War II: the Germans test fly the Messerschmitt Me-262 using only its jet engines for the first time. It’s the most advanced fighter of its time and stays in that status through the end of the war.

1968 – Intel is founded in Santa Clara, California, a feat accomplished WITHOUT a government grant.

1969 – After a party on Chappaquiddick Island, Senator Ted Kennedy from Massachusetts drives an Oldsmobile off a bridge and his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne, dies. Ted, being a Kennedy in Massachusetts, skates free. Dimmocrats overlook this little faux pas ever since. The fact that anybody in the country even spoke to this scumbag after this is a clear sign of the moral decline of the nation.

1984 – Beverly Lynn Burns becomes first female Boeing 747 airline captain, performs her first take-off roll while applying mascara.

2013 – The Government of Detroit, with up to $20 billion in debt, files for the largest municipal bankruptcy in U.S. history. The party lasts until you run out of other people’s money…