2011 Name of the Year

Who's the 2011 Name of the Year?
Makynle' Joynce Renne
Ja'Ceira Lei'Shai
Ken'Dailyah d'Ariel
Jayvein Jovontaye
Ja'Kyja Sa'Mona
Phylajha Renee'
Na'Mahnie Tre'nea
Ni'sar De'meare
Deeonnie Darrielle
Ta'nyria Lynae
Di'Amon Ja'Nai
D'zyiah Da'Shay
Kayleia Aurhianna
Cy'Ra Na'Sha & My'Ra Ja'Nae (Twins!)
Breezi Lei
Keyonnie Amayah Le'Shay
Aly'Jiah Andrellus
Na'Lainti Shanel Bethany
  
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18 thoughts on “2011 Name of the Year”

  1. Dude, I dunno… I’m kinda partial to the twins just because there’s so much punctual alliteration I can barely stand it. But I gotta admit, ol’ Breezi Lei has to take it. If there as ever been a girl (I hope!)with a pole in her future, this has to be the one…..

  2. Hard to say, my eye started twitching reading thru the list! I’m sure they’ll all be cursed with being picked on in school because of it tho, especially “Breezi Lei,” I can already imagine some of the nicknames others will make of that to taunt and torment her.

  3. I vote and then find that I’m the only one that saw the brilliance of “Makynle’ Joynce Renne”! You’ve got a “triple-threat”, an apostrophe that changes the pronunciation in a gloriously infuriating way, a “Joynce: (whatever that is), and a mis-spelled Renee. IMO these parents put quite an effort into this name, and you folks should do the same with your votes. Breezi is just to eezi (sorry) of a vote. :)

  4. The list looks like something you would get if you threw a grenade into a stack of Scrabble boxes.

  5. Do you remember the days of dial-up modems? Sometimes a bit of line noise would interrupt the signal and cut off your connection.

    Just before the connection would die, your terminal program would barf up a string of gibberish as the modem attempted to interpret the line noise.

    That’s what I see in the above list, line noise.

  6. Paul-

    Yeah, THAT’S the ticket: line noise. Or to bounce into amateur radio parlance, “QRM” (interference) like I used experience running radio-teletype over a poor signal path.

    MC

  7. I never in my widest dreams thought that i would be grateful for a middle name like “Plitt”!

    And as to p2’s comment, not only is there a pole in her future, SHE WONT EVEN NEED A STAGE NAME. Especially if Lei is pronounced Japanese style: LAY!

    BobG, you nailed it.

    pdwalker:nope, never had a dial up modem, but i have to fax time sheets every Friday…

  8. Apologies to all the other contestants, but Breezi Lei got my vote. Surely “most likely to be a stripper” counts for more than the shame, humiliation and frustration the others will encounter throughout their lives. That and the fact that she’ll never hear her momma tell someone “the “‘” be silent”!

    stay safe.

  9. bob-

    Fun with fax machines:

    1. Take your timesheet to the copier, and as the lightbar of the copier is scanning your timesheet, move the paper back and forth. It will make a horribly distorted copy that you can then fax.

    2. Tape several sheets of paper together. Loop them through the fax machine, then tape the head to the tail, making a continuous loop. Dial up your fax number and hit ‘send’.

    Go sit in your office and wait for the phone call. Try not to laugh.

    MC

  10. That’s the next new name “Baud Barf”! Of course it needs some punctuation and a few more capital letters…

  11. I had to go for Breezi Lei. I realize that it had no crazy punctuation, and is actually pronouncable. That’s the kicker, that it is prounouncable.
    Breezi Lei. Wow.

  12. Too too much for this old guy..I’m speechless almost, how can I pick one when they are all so magnificent? And these people vote as many times as possible.

  13. In Detroit, those would all be considered suitable names for consideration: somewhat original, but not to far from the norm.

  14. Unfortunately, these names or those equally ‘innovative’ are too much of the culture of almost all our “urban” populations.

    MC

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