Running a little late on the names tody due to social obligations, but anyway, here we go:

Two big hospitals reporting today, both from Lake Charles,, a total of 119 births. One hospital is reporting from Aug. 19 to SEpt. 28 and the other from Sept. 27 to Oct. 5. Of that 119, 44 are to unmarried couples, and 11 of the new mommies don’t seem to want to post a daddy’s name…

Let’s lead off with the punctuation enthusiasts:

Miss Brittany G. & Mr. Jarvis B. present their new daughter, little Ja’liyah.

Miss Rae L. & Mr. Kendrick A. also have a new daughter, little La’Nae. Note that these fine folks gave their baby the added boost of capitalizing the letter after the goofy-a**ed punctuation.

Mr. & Mrs. Joshua M. have a new son, young D’Aundre. I can see the future: D’Aundre of the laundry…

Miss Tamika L. has a new son, little Lan’den. Heaven only knows why this little darlin’ felt the urge to put that apostrophe in there…

Miss Aretha C. & Mr. Horace J. present their new daughter, little Ale’ja.

Mr. & Mrs. Norman W. have a new daughter, too, and in a fit of confusion, they named here Ja-el, whom I seem to remember was Superman’s dad… Or it might have been from the Bible, where Jael, wife of Heber the Kenite slew and enemy genral with a tent peg…

Continuing on with the distribution of random punctuation, check this out: Miss Amiracle (Yep! Amiracle) W. has a new baby boy, little Aj’Ali. That might be pronounced “John”. I’m thinking some of these folks are really short of spelling skills.

And Miss Marjorie S. & Mr. Karl S. (two different names) have a new son, little Ka’maril Michael.

Miss Gabrielle M. is almost passe’ with her son, De’Marcus Jamal. That one’s so common that I almost didn’t post it…

Miss Stacy T. & Mr. James V. have a new daughter, too, little Kei’lyn Fay.

Next, I’ll just lump the rest together.

Mr. & Mrs Thearl B. named their son Kristoff. I don’t know why…

Miss Trayanna B. Named her son Izayha. I’m assuming that’s “Isaiah” for the illiterate…

Miss Ashley L. & Mr. Leroy H. have a new son, little Maurion.

Mr. Allayne and Mrs. Marketa E. have a new baby girl, little NiKita (Yep! a capital “K”) Ann-Marie.

And Mr. David W. and Miss Marilee D. gave guaranteed their daughter top billing at a seedy strip club by naming her Stormie Lynn.

And that’s it for this week.